Some people are just born with a bit of poetry in their hearts. Generally speaking, those people tend to irritate the shit out of me, but every now and then a poetic genius will come along who has something work saying.
Here are a few examples of literary works that I honestly believe will last the test of time and one day will probably even come to be taught in university classrooms.
A few classics written by the gentle hearted, poetic great Andrew Silverstein:
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
He needed the money.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.
